Turtles for Sale

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Sherlock Cover (LDR)

Not a Fake
A Sherlock parody of Lana Del Rey’s Video Games

Lyrics:

Watching you just stand there
Wind is whipping your hair
I call out your name

Holding up my phone
And praying that you’re going to
Stop playing this game

It’s not just you pretending
I’ve seen you do things
That nobody else could do

We can prove them all wrong
We’ll run if you want
 
Stop this, I believe in you

I know that you’re not a fake

You know, it’s you
This game’s for you

You know that he plans what he plans
Just to watch you dance
Breaking down his web is what you do

Nothing about this is ringing true

I know that you hate him, Moriarty
I do too
 
You know it’s just because he’s bored with you 
You say that this world’s not made for you

Don’t you realize that there’s still somebody who cares for you?
I don’t think you do

Shut up, just stop talking
I can’t stand you saying
All this was a lie

I know that I’ve seen death
It doesn’t mean that
I can watch you die

From that day we first met
You didn’t stage that
You knew all about my life

If this matters at all
Don’t make me watch you fall
Can’t we just begin again?
Before they called you a fake

You know, it’s you
This game’s for you

You know that he plans what he plans
Just to watch you dance
Breaking down his web is what you do

Nothing about this is ringing true

I know that you hate him, Moriarty
I do too
You know it’s just because he’s bored with you
You say that this world’s not made for you

Don’t you realize that there’s still somebody who cares for you?
I don’t think you do

It’s you, it’s you, it’s all just you
Nobody could do what you do
I tell you all the time
I’m always the one who trusts you
Show me that you could trust in me too
I called you machine, I didn’t mean it

Swear it’s true
You’re much more human than I ever knew
You say that there’s no more need for you
Don’t you recognize that there’s somebody who needs you too?
Maybe now you do

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    my nonexistent soul hurts now. THAT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL
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